staff:

starting today all blogs without the following images will be deleted within 24 hours

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bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

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grantdouglasvvard:

actors who completely understand the characters they play and defend them to dumbass interviewers deserve the world and have my heart tbh.

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flawfilled:

RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

I didn’t even try to scroll past this

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

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singitforsaintjimmy:

the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it

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afangirlstea:

yeahwriters:

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

Yes.

The science teachers at my school are the sassiest

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

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“its not that hard to get a job”
— an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

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cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

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